"You're Gonna' Need A Bigger Fence"
BEVERLY BAYOU, Florida- Floridians long ago learned how to live alongside alligators. Unless the experience Brandy Schautz had recently is an anomaly home owners might need to rethink things and get taller fences. "That 'gator saw my chihuahua in the yard and climbed up and over to get him. I snatched Schnookers and went inside and came out with a shotgun. That's when Mr. 'Gator climbed back over and slid into the swamp. My neighbor Dex said 'You're going to need a bigger fence.' I think he's right."
VINYL CLASSICS is proud to present the album You Get To Name!
Because of Vinyl Classics ability to print to order you get to name the band and the title of your album. Here's why-a Decorah, Iowa recording studio recently found the master tapes and cover photos for a 1975 album project but no other information. The music is classic 70's era Holiday Inn lounge band style disco covers plus a few original ballads including "That's A Good Question," "Backseat In The Moonlight," and "This Has To End."
Some of the band names already ordered by customers are "Blue Awkward Cult," "The Bleached Boys," "Under Average White Band," and "Four Eyes and the Three 'Staches." Maybe you'd like to name your copy "The Little Fred Quartet Sings Songs For Short Guys."
Have fun with this one! Go to vinylclassics.com and name your record.
Eagle Drops Load On Bird Watcher
CLARK VALLEY, California- Duff Petersen loves raptors and has photographed many as a wildlife photojournalist. Sometimes, though, his affection is not returned by his subjects. "I got right up under a bald eagle and took a great shot and just as I snapped it Baldy dropped a rope of guano down on me. Then he just stared at me. I know eagles don't smirk but it seemed like that bird was happy with what he did."
John Bult is not a pedophile. He was not dating the girl on the album cover nor is the underage young woman on the cover of "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" his daughter. In fact, looking back, John can't explain what he was thinking about when he came up with the cover design for "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" but the grooves are filled with the deeply spiritual sounds of Cajun Christian Country from the one and only John Bult. "If it's God's will one day I'll come up with another cover but till then this one will do." VINYL CLASSICS is proud to reissue "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" and we hope you enjoy it for all the right reasons.
"We Bring The Wildlife To You"
SAN DIEGO, California- In an effort to appeal to the modern consumer Wild West Safari owner/operator Dell Veeb is pushing his new type of safari where, instead of customers going out into his animal park to see the wildlife, the wildlife makes a surprise visit to the customers. "Today's families are not interested in walking any distance or driving out in the hopes of maybe seeing something so now, while people are eating or watching a football game our wildlife comes to them. It seems to be working out well but you have to pick the right species. Not everyone think it's cute to have a bush pig running under the table while you're eating a pulled pork sandwich. Found that out the hard way."