January 27, 2012

Best of Vague But True

It's True, I'm not Making That Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

Flamingos Signal Other Flamingos
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PENSACOLA, Florida- A huge flock of flamingos seems to be able to signal other flamingos to land by forming the outline of a huge flamingo. Biologist Bink Legeaux reports, "We have seen this flock outline formation a bunch of times now, and when the flock makes this shape, it consistently brings in more birds. I have to say, it seems to be a plan, a cause and effect situation. It's kind of curious. Not yet scary, but curious."
Goose Defends Humans
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ISHPEMING, Michigan- If you feed a goose it just might become your friend. That's certainly how it worked for Al Bachuber and his family. When a mother goose was lost to a fox Bachuber and his family adopted the goslings that remained. Now that they are adults the geese have stayed close to the Bachubers and when a fox recently tried to get after their cat, Leopold, Gabbert the Goose went screaming honkin' wild and chased the fox off. "Gabbert either remembers that a fox got mom, or he is paying us back for feeding him. He seems to get capitalism. Or, he hates foxes."
Big Animals Have Meetings
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AUDUBON, Georgia- Most animal species don't hang out together. There are the "whose in charge here" and "are you going to eat me" issues so competing species tend to avoid one another. Except for at the Big Heart Sanctuary where never before seen interactions between dominant species are happening. Sanctuary Director, Sandy Qualm said "I don't know what they are up to, but it's always a relief to see they continue to get along. But I always worry they are talking about getting out of here, or something. If they worked together they could do just about whatever they want."
Deer Pummel Gun Shop Owner
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BATTLE CREEK, Michigan-- A 65-year-old man is in serious condition after he was struck by a deer while walking on his own street. Witnesses indicated the man stopped for about 15 deer that crossed Lakeshore Drive near 24th Street. After the deer passed the recently retired gun shop owner proceeded to head home but three more deer came out of nowhere and pummeled the man into the pavement. "Next time I'll be packing," said the victim, who asked to remain anonymous.
Fun Loving Cat Loves To Fly
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SHERMAN OAKS, California- Mary Holland has always been a dog person. Yet always ends up having cats. "I was never a cat fan but friends leave their cats with me while they are out on the road, doing gigs and then somehow they're just mine after awhile." Holland has been won over though by one particular cat named Quantas that just loves to fly. "An Australian bass player friend rescued Quantas and now when I come home, everyday, Quantas has turned on the ceiling fan and is spinning around the room til I make him stop." Her vet has advised Holland to not allow Quantas to do this anymore but she says, "Who am I to say No? This cat just loves to get airborne."
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