May 25, 2013

Best of Vague But True

It's True, I'm not Making That Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

Lion Kills Woman Having Sex In Bush
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DOUWADIBBE, Zimbabwe- Sharai Mawera and an unidentified male were having sex in a bushy area of a Zimbabwe village when a lion attacked them. Mawera was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape wearing only a condom a source told AP news. "In terms of getting disease and pregnancy they were protected," said Dibby Dauum, director of the African Center For Disease Control. "But, to be protected from lion attack you need more than that."
Deer and Cat Talk A Lot
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ANTIGO, Wisconsin- Different species generally don't hang out together. Most species avoid each other. Except, of course, when they are trying to eat one another. But there is a cat and a deer who apparently love being together. Debbie White's cat, Dingers, thinks its best friend is a deer White has named PED. "It's the deer antler felt thing, Ray Lewis, all that... but Dingers and PED will play all day in the yard if I let them. Dingers wants PED to sleep inside. I'm tempted but it's crazy. I don't know what to do. Dingers whines all night for PED." Biologist Alex Montgomery says that would be a big mistake. "This cat and deer may be friendly but... one bad episode, a Pop Tart jumps out of the toaster and startles the deer, you could have a disaster."
Couch Potato Bear
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AUBURN, California- Bears generally avoid contact with humans. At least one black bear not only seems comfortable being around humans but loves the things humans have, or used to have. Scott Farrell runs a land fill for Gangas Sanitation and says "I swear if I put a TV out there that bear would never get off the couch. We work around him all the time. He just sits there. He grunts sometimes and it used to scare me but now I think he is just asking to bring him a beer."
...Sinks...
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PANAMA CITY, Panama- Captain Pepino Pequeno turned to see that the huge marlin was dragging his boat backwards and threw his vessel in reverse. Just then the marlin slacked off for a moment but then pulled hard causing Pequeno to fall off the fly bridge onto the deck. After the Captain got to his feet and climbed back up the fly bridge ladder the trophy fish slacked off and then pulled hard again and Pequeno...
Bear Totals SUV
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MIGHTY RIVER, Montana- Ace Young loves to photograph wildlife. It now appears some of his subjects don't like having their picture taken. "I was taking some great shots of this grizzly that was getting closer and closer. He walks near me, stops, looks right at me, snorts, I thought I was done for, then he walks over to my Toyota, opens the door like he had been driving for years and started trashing it. Once he shredded everything, he got out, walked past me, snorted again and walked off. And the insurance company totaled it. I sure hope I sell these pictures," said the amateur lensman.
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