February 22, 2012

Best of Vague But True

It's True, I'm not Making That Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

Photographer Killed
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Pampalona, SPAIN-- Well known photographic journalist Candace Bargrun is dead. Never an award winner, Bargrun was always in the middle of the action. The last photo she shot of the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona is her first ever nationally syndicated effort.
VP Cheney's Brother is a Nun
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Laramie, WYOMING -- One of the best kept secrets of the last eight years is out--Vice President Dick Cheney's brother Chuck is a nun. Sister Mary Norbert of the Sisters of Perpetual Sorrow acknowledged today that she/he is still legally Chuck Cheney, the Vice President's younger brother. Cheney insists on being referred to as Sister Mary Norbert and won't comment on whether it is widely known in the convent that a man is living among them. The Vice-President had no comment.
Society Women are Tough
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Rossmoor, CA - The upscale community of Rossmoor, where homes average in the 5-6 million dollar range, are not going to hire out when it comes to fighting the mountain lions that have invaded the exclusive neighborhood. "I'm anti-gun but I am hell on wheels with loud noise," reports Felicity Ralston Packard. "I'll give them both barrels of ear splitting damnation," claims Packard, who lost her toy poodle, Mr. Annuity, to a local cougar.
Porn in the Woods
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Idaho Falls - ID - Irate leaders of several local churches have petitioned the DNR to cut down a tree they find offensive and say, "Turns a hike or camp out into an X-rated movie." Pastor Richard C. Johnson said, "You can't take your kids for a walk along Mosey's Creek with out running into a bunch of jiggly, sex crazed women posing with this tree. How do you explain why they are grabbing this thing to your kids? That they just really loves trees?"
Angry Beaver Terrorizes Des Moines
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Des Moines - Iowa - An obviously angry beaver tried to shut down downtown Des Moines yesterday. The cranky Castoridae stopped cars and attacked bikers before being corralled by police and removed, allowing human commerce to continue.
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