March 11, 2010

Best of Vague But True

It's True, I'm not Making That Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

They Are Jealous Of Our Lifestyle
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HICKERVILLE, Arkansas- When a truck carrying 90 pigs overturned on interstate 40 it was only a matter of time before the 40 pigs that weren't captured would show up somewhere. It turns out one of them, a 900 pounder, had taken a liking to the pool at Bev and Bink Legeaux's house in Stillwell, while they were gone on vacation. Mr. LeGeaux said, "That porker broke into our house and slept on the couch, from the look of it. Seemed to like the swimming pool a lot, too. Acted just like my son when he is home from college."
"They Are Not Our Enemy"
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BODEGA BAY, California- Marine enthusiast Steve Feldman has taken a liking to the local great white shark population. Feldman has astounded marine biologists by befriending, and even fishing, with several great whites. "They steer halibut toward my boat and bait, and all they want from me in return is love," said the social worker.
Toy Dog Society Names Their Man Of The Year
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NEW YORK, New York- Dogs often resemble their owners which is why the breed category known as toy dogs are rarely seen with champion weight lifters. But Sammy Schward is the exception to that rule. "I love toy dogs so much. When I get home from the gym I just want a little ball of fluff to cuddle and nuzzle with," said the muscle bound champ.
They Are Jealous Of Our Lifestyle
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SAN BERNADINO, California- A bear busted into a San Bernardino County home and was gobbling up a box of chocolates from a couple's refrigerator just when they arrived home. The bear pushed aside vegetables in the fridge to get the two-pound box of sweets. Officials said the bear also tried to open a bottle of champagne but was not successful. "Humans live inside because it's safer and nicer than living outside. Why wouldn't the animals who live outside get jealous and want what we have inside? They can get vegetables outside, but inside is where you find the chocolate and champagne," said UC-Riverside biologist Peter Murat.
Winged Cats Plague China
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SHINDONG, China- Another cat has sprouted wings in China according to government authorities. "The leader is very concerned that cats may be learning to fly," said communist party spokesman, Shiki Chen. "Why else would they sprout wings? They must want to travel. But if all cats can't have wings, no cats can have wings. That is our policy."
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